Deluvery Blog
Product updates, operating insights, and short essays from behind the scenes.
September 11, 2026 · 7 min read
Part one, about the orders where timing is key
Why people order from us: the difference between tonight and three days from now.
Read postSeptember 8, 2026 · 4 min read
Three products, and how to pick between them
What we stock, what each one does, and the one thing to check before buying any of them.
Read postSeptember 6, 2026 · 7 min read
Ivory with a pump, then rubber you could mail
An 18th-century ivory dildo hidden in a Paris convent armchair is in the Science Museum. After that: rubber you could ship, and a doctor story that didn’t hold up.
Read postAugust 23, 2026 · 7 min read
They catalogued it as a darning tool for thirty years
A 2,000-year-old piece of ash from Hadrian’s Wall sat in a catalog as a darning tool for thirty years, and it probably wasn’t one.
August 20, 2026 · 6 min read
Especially if you actually use the toy together
People who get there more often during partnered sex also tend to have more of it. A toy can be part of that, if it actually gets used together.
Read postAugust 3, 2026 · 7 min read
A plain guide to the private clubs people actually mean when they ask
A researched look at the DMV's main private lifestyle and kink clubs — where they are, who they're for, and what 'above board' actually means here.
Read postJuly 9, 2026 · 6 min read
What each shape actually does, and where to start
A plain-language guide to the six main vibrator styles, what each one actually feels like, and which ones make sense for a first purchase.
Read postJune 23, 2026 · 3 min read
How the referral program works
A plain explanation of how Deluvery's referral program works, including the part where you have to pick someone who won't be weird about it.
Read postJune 1, 2026 · 4 min read
A mostly unserious walkthrough of a discreet errand
A tongue-in-cheek field guide for the Hill intern who got handed the one errand that can't end up on a card statement.
Read postMay 21, 2026 · 4 min read
Our standard for wellness products
Deluvery's rule on enhancer products: stock the ones that actually work and are safe, and refuse poppers, numbing sprays and creams, and libido pills.
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